There
are some really basic things you should know before diving in to
the beautiful, wonderful world of pussy. Here are a few of them,
from the perspective of a horny slut with a sensitive clit!
1) Sugar free mints only!
I once had a session with a gentleman who'd
been sucking on a cherry lifesaver as he walked in the door. Apparently
(I asked) he considered a cherry lifesaver to be in the "mint"
category of food. Notwithstanding his teeth which were, literally,
rotting, I was left covered head to toe in disgusting nasty sticky
cherry saliva... UGH. Sorry for the horrifying visual there, but
can you tell that this left a less than favorable impression upon
me? Not only does this just FEEL nasty, but sugar in the pussy is
a bad, bad idea. That, for me at least, is a short path to a nasty
yeast infection... GROSS! Believe me when I say that I like having
a yeast infection far LESS than you like hearing about it. So stick
with sugar free, please! BTW... ALTOIDS have sugar in them!
2) No biting!
This
should REALLY go without saying, but to make it more clear, I won't
bite yours if you don't bite mine, okies? I know there are a rare
few ladies out there in the world who probably LOVE being bitten.
But I am sure those few will be happy to tell you. Women are
all different and I don't claim to know what everyone likes! Just
a few guidelines or rules of tongue, so to speak. :) Always good
to have under your belt. Oh boy I'm outta control with the puns!
Anyways... gently nibbling without using your teeth is usually fun.
Use your lips... or lip covered teeth. Sharp things are just not
good in the oh so sensitive pussy area! (BTW don't bite her TONGUE
either. Who told guys that women like that? It just SUCKS. STOP
IT!)
3) Take it easy!
It's
always better to start out soft and then get more intense as your
lady gives you feedback. ALWAYS. For one thing starting out really
intense is usually just painful. For me, I need a little bit of
a warm up towards the more intense things. I like to tell people
to think of licking or touching an ice cream cone. What would your
tongue do if you were trying to lick an ice cream cone without leaving
a big dent in it? How much pressure would your finger use if you
wanted to touch an ice cream cone without denting it? Start THERE.
Move on as needed. Yummmmmmmmy! Yummier than ice cream, even! :)
4) Fingers!
Ok, the
use of fingers could be a whole article in and of itself. But
there are a few things you should ALWAYS know about your hands before
you go touching pussies. First of all, for the love of all
that is soft and wet, WASH YOUR HANDS! Why don't guys KNOW
this? Think about all that nasty bacteria on money that you handle
during the day. Now think of a pretty pink wet soft inviting pussy...
are you going to put that nasty bacteria in there???? NO!!!! WASH
UP! Preferably with antibacterial soap! Try to carry those
little bottles of antibacterial hand lotion with you so you have
a recourse for impromptu situations. Keeping pussies healthy
is good for everyone, including YOU.
We're not done talking about fingers yet, oh no... oh me oh my! Can you say MANICURE? John Kerry knows what's up... Bush doesn't bother as Laura is a FRIGID Stepford Slut. Anyways! Basically... nails should be as short as possible, filed smooth, and no hangnails! Nails should be clean, going back to that whole bacteria idea. But overall remember that the teensy snag on your nail that feels like nothing to you, feels like a razor sharp blade inside of a pussy. Rough hands suck too... put on lotion at night! So what if someone thinks you're a lil'... metrosexual? YOU know why. BTW this goes for men AND women.
Finally... practice this right now. Take your index finger, and push it into the palm of your hand so that you leave a little half-moon dent from your fingertip. That is how you push thru your fingertip. If you do that in a pussy, your woman will NOT be happy! Now try pushing on the palm of your hand with the flat part of your finger. Do you see the difference???? Maybe I'll hafta take pics to show you what I mean...
5) Stubble!
Rub your
hand across your face. Feel anything? Maybe the barest tiny little
hint of stubble? *sigh* For me this is such a problem. I know that
within a few hours most men have some level of stubble... and that
tiny little shadow on your chin feels like high grade sandpaper
in a tender, delicate pussy. There's no really good answer
for this aside from shaving as close as possible to playtime, but
I will say that some people are better than others at using their
tongue in the pussy, vs. using their whole face. IE: if you
are grinding your stubble covered face really hard into a pussy,
I guarantee it is not going to feel very good. Maybe for a
few seconds... but for any length of time... OWWWWWWWWWW. Stick your tongue OUT.
6) Stamina!
This is
not only a toughie, but important. I think part of the reason vibrators
are so fun is that we as women do not have to worry about them getting
tired, their jaw getting sore, their getting bored (ack!) or whatever.
Women worry, which makes it harder to cum, which means it's even
more important that once you find something she really really enjoys...
you keep it up! I would suggest lots and lots and lots of foreplay
before you jump into the long stretch. But for me, I cannot clit
cum if someone is changing things around every few seconds. Dooooooooooooon't
ever stop! :)
