crazy sluts-at-the-beach #1...

Sex on the beach... can you believe I have never actually done it? Well, unless you count... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ok, wait, yeah I guess actually LOL I technically have, kinda... hmmmm well maybe I should start with one story and then move into the others...

Well, I went down to Myrtle Beach with a slut sister, K, and we had an amazing time. Myrtle Beach is a surprisingly boring town (no offense guys, but we're ADD sluts!), but then you just never know what will happen when sluts like us arrive. We were just driving up and down the strip one night late, in a convertible... something about being in a convertible DOES make people look at you more... and these guys in a big assed SUV start honking and waving and hooting and hollering at us. So we look at each other, shrug, and say "Why not?". I guess we pulled over and chatted with them for a minute, two cute black guys, middle aged. They wanted us to drive across town to their place *yawn* which we thought was totally boring. We said, NO WAY... meet us behind that restaurant over there.

Now this was really the middle of the night, no one around, and you could not see behind the restaurant from the road. Really what we wanted was wham bam thank you ma'am in this kinda dirty dingy alley, how hot is that? So we said... "Either in back of the restaraunt, or not at all... sorry!" So of course, they follow us.

K went off against a wall with her guy, I climbed into the SUV with the other guy, and here is where it goes from totally fucking hot to absolutely ridiculous. NEITHER ONE of these guys could get hard. I mean... wtf, wtf, wtf?!?!?

Of course K and I, being the attention deficit disorder sluts that we are, were not going to sit there sucking soft cocks for hours on end either... we were impatient, we wanted that hard hot energy that doesn't require coaxing to come out. So we didn't spend too long belaboring the point, but suffice to say that we kinda... tried really hard for about five minutes, looked at each other and shrugged again, said "Sorry guys," and left.

Now imagine being those guys. Men whistle at women ALL THE TIME. But how often does a woman turn around and say "hey thanks, let's go fuck right now!" It *is* a lot of pressure on a guy, but dagnabit... don't offer if you aren't ready to be taken up on it... because you never know! ;)

Curious pussy...

Hopefully I'll be able to manage my curiosity so it doesn't actually kill mine, however! ;) I wanted to ask you guys... what questions do you have for ladies in the sex industry? What do you ponder late at night when you can't sleep? Are there things you are dying to know? I am getting some interviews ready but my questions are probably not YOUR questions, and I want a mix of both.. so comment, and let me know where your pussy pondering takes you. ;)

A few new photos...

For your viewing pleasure (I hope).... :)

Lubes and safe sex issues...

I used my strap on last night for the first time in a loooooooooooong while... *sigh* I'm out of practice with the darned thing! We were playing with a couple of whom the lady was having a birthday, so all of us present were doing our darnedest to ensure that she had a memorable one. I played with the hitachi while fingering her g-spot, I used my strap on with vibrating dildo, we all went down on her, oh my... the noises, the moans, the squeals, the gasps, were simply faaaaaaaaaaabulous! Just tickles me pink to give someone that much pleasure.

One of the things I do as a standard rule of thumb for safe sex, is to use condoms on my toys. It makes them 100% easier to clean... even silicone toys as this one is. (Silicone can be boiled and sterilized, as it is non-porous. Jelly toys CANNOT ever be sterile as they are porous.) And whenever I use a condom I use lube... even though her wonderful hubby (such a sweetie) was like, "Oh she doesn't need that."

I hope he doesn't mind that I use that statement as a jumping board for some thoughts on this, because I believe this is a pretty huge myth in terms of sex. The whole pussy wetness thing, and lube, and condoms... oh my! The truth is that in terms of safer sex, you should almost always use lubricant... it prevents tissues from tearing, it lasts longer than natural body fluids, it is more cushioning than natural body fluids, and it will also help prevent the condom from breaking. (Not a big issue with a silicone cock, but still! LOL)

Even during monogomous sex with someone with a wet pussy, it can help minimize irritation and make things go... well... smoother! But add condoms to the mix and lube becomes, in my opinion, absolutely necessary.

Most people have a mild sensitivity to latex... myself included. So what that means is that the latex tends to irritate tender vaginal tissues. What "irritation" translates to in a practical sense is teensy tinsy miniscule microscopic tears in the vaginal tissue... which translates to making it a whole heck of a lot easier for any disease to infect that vagina. So if you are using lube, you are cushioning the vaginal tissue in a literal sense. It will actually act as a little cushion in between whatever you're ramming into that pretty pussy and the pussy itself. The added slickness also prevents anything from pulling and irritating or causing microscopic tears, and just overall makes things about a thousand percent safer for everyone involved.

The other aspect of this is this wierd kind of pressure on women to GET WET. Men believe that if a woman is not a gushing fountain, she is not turned on for them... this is simply not true. 10,000 factors go into it and why not just have some lube handy and not worry about it?

Flavored lube is a VERY nifty thing to have around when you are playing with condoms, because condoms taste awful! So a flavored lube can deal with that so you can go back and forth taking condoms off, putting 'em on, sucking, fucking, whatever. (Speaking of awful tasting condoms, make sure you NEVER buy condoms with nonoxynol-9 or any type of spermicide. They are very very irritating to genital tissues and make you much more susceptible to catching disease.)

That finishes our safe sex lecture of the day! :)

BTW to the couple we were with last night and the cutie patootie hot mama who joined us... YUM, thank you so much, we had a wonderful time!!!!

Dirty cumrag....

Last night C and I went out to a swing club here... it's currently an off-premises club, but mostly we were going to dance, relax, and shake off some stress from the past few weeks. Hurricane sadness had me wound up so tight I could barely breathe. We almost didn't go, but then decided to at the last minute... we hadn't been to this club before and were heading off with high hopes. I pored myself into my tightest, lowest cut jeans, a super slutty top, some megaslut lipstick, and off we went.

The club wound up being pretty nice... much nicer than the older incarnation of itself, much more modern and clean and open. There was a quiet, lounge type area and bar, and a nice sized dance floor which was hopping all night long. We had a BLAST. We drank a bottle of wine between the two of us and danced our asses off. Even better, I was able to dance topless and very slutty, which I looooooooooooove.

Ladies rooms at these places are always fascinating. You seriously never know what you'll find, who you'll run into or what they'll say. I spoke to a few ladies in there of my plans to attend an upcoming Halloween event as C's slutty bride (his choice for me and I love it), and someone interjected to say "SEXY, not slutty!" Er... well, ma'am, you are very sexy. And I am also sexy... and slutty... and a dirty nasty horny cumrag who needs to be fucked and used hard frequently. But there's room in the world and in this here swing club for all of us :)

Of course most of you know by now that I am taking the word slut back... I think a lot of people for some reason associate it with a woman using sex to replace her self-esteem. For me it means someone who is sexually empowered and owns her desires and needs and is in general a pretty needy greedy sexual being open to trying lotsa new things. At least, that sums it up I think. :)

Our tipsy selves crawled home after a night of dance dance dancing, flirting with a few people (I had a few very hot sexy chicks grind all over me, always a highlight of any night out) at around 3 am... C fucked me and came on me twice, and then let me fall asleep.

Today, after an interesting volunteer experience (hurricane relief stuff), we came home and C went straight to work on the computer. I walked over to give him a hug, and he started squeezing my tits and then told me to sit down... took his cock out, hard already, and shoved it into my mouth. After a few minutes of this, he took me back to the bedroom. I said, "I didn't do ANYthing," meaning I was innocent of getting this whole thing started. He said, "Y'mean you didn't go into the bedroom, lube up your pussy, lift your skirt and lay on the bed with your legs spread?" I said... "welllllllllllll... not quite YET," LOL as I was in the process.

The first time he fucked me, I felt like I was just barely starting to warm up... which was a good thing, as after he came all over my belly, C pulled my skirt down, wiped his cock on my face, and then continued to fuck me. (He pulled my skirt down so he wouldn't get cum all over him... *I* am the cumrag, after all!) He lifted my legs up and fucked me more, came on me again. Then he climbed up onto my chest and let me lick his cock clean, then before I knew it I wasn't just cleaning, I was sucking his cock. OMG, more???? He made me move over to the very edge of the bed, my ass almost hanging off the edge of the bed, and started fucking me again... then told me to wrap my arms and legs around him, and lifted me up, fucking me standing up, which makes me so insanely crazy I can't even tell you. I always feel like I am too heavy for him to do this, and he always tells me to shut up. :) By this time I'm practically crying, he puts me back on the bed to rest and really starts slamming my pussy hard, and now I'm just about screaming... picks me up again, fucks me more, slams me back down, fucks me more, puts his hands on my throat and chokes me some so I'm gasping for breath until he finally cums yet again.

Then he let me use my hitachi to have a clitcum (I rarely ever do during intercourse... though I do have pussy cums... which are believe it or not, different!) ... which is always made 1,000 times better by his fingers inside of me ramming my gspot until I am shrieking and cumming like crazy...

Can you make stuff like this up??? I guess some people can, I seriously am completely not capable of it. I love you baby!

Then I ran around singing "I'm a dirty slutty dirty cumrag covered in cum," while I cleaned up. YUM! :)

Pussy and cum and politics, oh my!

Well I am finally feeling a little bit better. Friday night C and I went out with some friends (you know who you are), and within a few hours I found myself on a bed being smothered by a pussy while C fucked me silly and covered me in cum. YUM! Nothing like coming home reeking of pussy and cum to make a girl feel a little bit more like herself!

I am, I must say, pretty well astonished at the Republicans right now. Of course Bush should not even give a rats ass about the Supreme Court until everyone down in NoLa is safe and sound... but instead he's continuing his path of callous disregard and staged photo ops. Meanwhile the Repubs are all pissed at anyone who points out that Bush appointed a corrupt idiot to head FEMA, which indeed has a lot to do with the depth of this catastrophe, and raped NoLa's disaster relief funds to pay for his tax cuts, and sent the National Guard away, all of which contributed to making things much worse than they had to be... yeps, they are pissed at that, but meanwhile want to blame the very poorest members of society.

Unfrickin'believable.

Seriously.... I really do believe that getting laid more often would do a lot to improve the Republican party. But damn... these people are simply heartless. No wonder liberals are more fun to have sex with!

And of course I'll be fretting and worrying about all the repercussions of the Supreme Court... later. I'm busy right now with so many other things! Including and not limited to finding you guys some fun pics to drool over... :)

I wish....

I wish I could say that I'm feeling 100% better today, but the sad truth is that I'm not. Yesterday I broke down and bawled for ten minutes or so... the suffering these people are enduring is breaking my heart. Please check out my political blog, LoveLiberty2004, where I point out the utter corruption and idiocy rampant in FEMA, complete with quotes and links.

I wish so much I could just rent a U-haul, fill it with powerbars and water and fucking TAKE IT DOWN THERE. Those people are sitting out on I10 and dying! How complex is this? But a) there are no flights available. they show up as available but then you cannot buy them. b) I'd probably just get shot and my truck full of goodies stolen anyways and c) the police probably wouldn't let me near those people, because heaven forbid someone TAKE THEM SOME FOOD!

GRRRRRRRRRRRR... I'm kinda mad, can you tell?

To make matters worse, I've sprained my ankle... or something. I am not sure, it just hurts like crazy, so I can't even go run around and be slutty. Plus I had a fever all day yesterday, wtf is up with that? Can stress and sadness make you feverish? I'm going to go be slutty tonight anyways... *sigh*... maybe some crazy banging into humanity will help a little bit.

I can't help though, but feel guilty sitting here on my arse working on my computer in my cool comfortable house, cuddling my safe dog, feeding my fiance yummy dinners (I try, anyways honey!), looking at the surplus of food here and having time to sit down and watch my Netflix'd DVD's of Six Feet Under. That's part of what is ripping me up.. just straight up GUILT. FWIW I felt something similar with the tsunami, and spent as much time moping and sad about it.

The swing site I am part of has little blogs for people there... everyone is blogging these days! I couldn't help but see so many blogs posting about the lack of assistance from other countries with a general "kiss my ass, world!" attitude. Unfortunately for those folks, the rest of the world IS offering to help... all over the place. FEMA Scum doesn't know how to tell people where/how to help, aside from "send money." Pathetic!

Hey yanno just when I was getting into Brenda as a sex addict (Six Feet Under) she cures herself. WTF is up with that? Sex addiction is not always harmful, dammit. There always has to be a moral hook when a woman is exploring her sexuality on TV. Speaking of TV sex, I also loved Firefly... did anyone see that? Where they had a beautiful courtesan on board, and she... get this... gave their ship CREDIBILITY. How kewl is that? They are coming out with the movie, Serenity, soon and it looks awesome.

Gosh I'm babbling. I'm babbling! Lemme post a pic and hush up already... Here's one from a file of lost photos I'm posting in the members area...